Heavy and Spy belong to Valve. Elvis belongs to Heavy's heart.
~cyborgebolt has provided what they believe to be the full copy of the letter: "I was thinking of you as I did it.you are big inspiration to me ever since I been here scatching back with spines and have thought of you much since I heard you last night. AHH AHH FIRE!! Burning! Sorry, just fighting pyro.why did I write tht? All this fighting is confusing. So as I was saying,I am very, very very big big fan. Come over some time and enjoy sandvich. I feel so big when I listen and start thinking of you now im literal giant big fan,like, forever.inside I enclosed some bullets as well as photos of myself as you and myself.do you likr hotdogs? They are good.i have deep love with hotdogs. You are awesome and I hope you write back to heavy weapons guy(me) because you are credit to team.by the way,when do you respawn?cause everyone says evis lives. Well,when you come back,I have a detailed sasha replica guitar for you…I think."
when i re-read it,i realized how much it is like heavy.like "all this fighting is confusing" and "do you likr hotdogs?" and i just noticed tht typo lol
this is what i got: I was thinking of you as I did it.you are big inspiration to me ever since I been here scatching back with spines and have thought of you much since I heard you last night. AHH AHH FIRE!! Burning! Sorry, just fighting pyro.why did I write tht? All this fighting is confusing. So as I was saying,I am very, very very big big fan. Come over some time and enjoy sandvich. I feel so big when I listen and start thinking of you now im literal giant big fan,like, forever.inside I enclosed some bullets as well as photos of myself as you and myself.do you likr hotdogs? They are good.i have deep love with hotdogs. You are awesome and I hope you write back to heavy weapons guy(me) because you are credit to team.by the way,when do you respawn?cause everyone says evis lives. Well,when you come back,I have a detailed sasha replica guitar for you…I think
I appreciate your interest, but I'm too lazy. If you want to make up what you think the rest should say, I'll add it to the comments if its funny enough.