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MYTHOMANIA: Cry me the Lethes by koeb MYTHOMANIA: Cry me the Lethes by koeb
Tartarus sauce!
That Hades, you say?
Page one.

A few names mortals liked to use for Hades, because they were too afraid to speak his real name:
The Silent One
Host of Many
That Jerk

Though he's also been called 'Underground Zeus', which may suggest no cuckoldry actually happened... However, knowing Zeus, I think the myth of Zeus changing into a snake to sleep with Persephone sounds in character to me.

Writing and art stuff is mine. Greek mythology belongs to... Uh.. the Greeks? But then the Romans just plagiarized it anyways.
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:icondanakszoul:
DanaksZoul Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
Heh. Aw, Zeus is a dick. *grin*

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Anneko
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
Yes. Yes he is. At least from the point of view of all the husbands he's cuckolded.
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:icondanakszoul:
DanaksZoul Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
And from the point of view of mortals on the receiving end of his more arbitrary, less well-deserved punishments. And from the point of view of more than a few of his children... But mostly from the point of view of the husbands. If only through their sheer number... *grin*

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Anneko
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
Oh, and Hera. Let us not forget Hera.
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:icondanakszoul:
DanaksZoul Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
No, Zeus forgot about Hera enough for all of us. We should definitely remember her.

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Anneko
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
Poor woman. If only she didn't have such a weakness for small tiny birds..
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:iconwolfkoujithegreat:
WolfKoujitheGreat Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010  Student General Artist
He talks like a bitter teenager. xD
Poor Hades. I feel bad for him.
If I pat him on the head, you think he'll bite my hand off?
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010
I think as a Greek man he wouldn't want to be patronized by a woman. XD
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:iconwolfkoujithegreat:
WolfKoujitheGreat Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Student General Artist
Thought so, too. Damn, if only I could disguise myself as a man. But my curves are too pronounced... xD

Don't think it'd make it any better though. Was worth a thought?
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010
Actually, Roman prostitutes had to wear a man's toga and keep their hair down to mark who they were. So... I dunno.
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:iconwolfkoujithegreat:
WolfKoujitheGreat Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Student General Artist
Hm... Ahhh, no, wouldn't want that. >>; Me no prostitute. Dx Roman or otherwise.
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010
Likewise... Even though I cross dress.
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:iconwolfkoujithegreat:
WolfKoujitheGreat Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Student General Artist
As do I.
It's not my fault men's jeans are more comfy D:
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
Finding good pants is hard.
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:iconink-imp:
ink-imp Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010  Professional General Artist
I always thought it was odd how cartoons keep depicting Hades as the villain.
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
Me too. Though there's one old Disney cartoon that shows him trying to win over Persephone.
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:iconink-imp:
ink-imp Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010  Professional General Artist
huh, i remember something like that but i saw it on the discovery channel
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010
Well he wasn't a villain in that one. Just a dude trying to impress a lady.
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Mehp Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
hahaha xD
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ZephyrAnalea Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Man that face, it's like some little kid just found out Santa Claus is a smelly hobo in a suit. It's terrible, why can't I stop laughing?! (this must mean that i am a terrible person)
I think somebody needs hugs.
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
XD Don't feel bad, it's supposed to be funny. Though I suppose it is kind of schadenfreude.
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:iconzephyranalea:
ZephyrAnalea Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
It's adorable though. I can see why people wouldn't take him seriously.
And that probably just frustrates him even more. It's a vicious cycle.
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
Oh god, I've turned Hades into a woobie XD
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:iconzephyranalea:
ZephyrAnalea Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
I'm pretty sure Zeus and Sons did the woobie first (he was even crying!), but yours is cuter.
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
I haven't read that XD
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ClosetExtrovert Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Oh shit...... Hades, man, you gonna let Zeus get away with that?
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
He's Zeus. What the heck can he do?
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:iconclosetextrovert:
ClosetExtrovert Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Um... get a lightning rod?
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
It wasn't very effective.
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:iconclosetextrovert:
ClosetExtrovert Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
:'c
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:icon22123:
22123 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Poor dude.....he needs a support group
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Too bad he's surrounded by dead dudes.
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:icon22123:
22123 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
yea....but some of those guys can be optimistic
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
Maybe the judges of the underworld. Or Charon.
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:icon22123:
22123 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
He can find someone
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NIELSPETERDEJONG Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Lol Poor hades :P
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:iconkoeb:
koeb Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
I know.
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